My Morning

Me: Mom have you seen my Toms?
Mom: Your shoes?
Me: Yes
Mom: Oh I was going to get rid of them, they look awful
Me: Don't you dare ever touch my Toms! My feet crave those shoes, you don't understand,

Marcus: Ugh I love Cam (Hunter). He's adorable.
Alyssa: i love him and his hats.
Marcus: He really does wear them everywhere! Even in the bathtub!
Alyssa: I'd wear hats in the bathtub.
Marcus:
Alyssa: Okay I wouldn't.
Marcus: I would, but only if I were in the tub with him. That way he wouldn't feel awkward!
Alyssa: That wouldn't make it less awkward! Some guy in the bathtub with him is awkward!
Marcus: ...
Alyssa: (Imitating Marcus) Oh it's cool dude, let me get your back for you. It's fine, I have a hat on too!
Marcus: It'd be completely normal!!

Barley saw this now!

Alyssa: Is it bad that I still have my Sonic Screwdriver in my purse and I wanna pull it out?
Marcus: is it bad that I want to do the same with a lightsaber?
Alyssa: AH-HAH! But is that in your pocket?
Marcus: Well one of them is.
Marcus: *WINK*
Alyssa: (laughs)
Alyssa: Yeah that wasn't funny.
Marcus: But you were laughing!
Alyssa: I cannot explain most of the things I say or do tonight
FLASHBACK
Alyssa: Is it strange that I find Channing Tatum more attractive with his clothes on?
Marcus: I dunno. I've stared at the gif from SNL of him ripping his shirt off for hours.
Alyssa: Mmmm.
Marcus: WAIT.
Alyssa: Shh.
END FLASHBACK

Ick my webcam really sucks.